Hire a professional comedian or magician for your private club
🎉 We Don’t Just Provide Entertainment — We Help You Create Unforgettable Member Experiences 🎉
At The Comedy Cartel, our shows do more than make people laugh — they boost engagement, build community, and make your club shine . Whether you’re planning a high-end comedy night or a sleek, club-appropriate magic show , we tailor everything to your membership’s preferences and your club’s brand.
✅ Turnkey & Stress-Free — We handle the talent. You pick the date.
✅ Polished & Professional
— Celebrity comedians, national headliners, world-class magicians.
✅ Custom-Fit for Your Club — Clean or a little edgy, based on what your members love.
✅ Flexible Formats
— Ticketed events, member-included shows, or anything in between.
📈 Our goal? To make you look like a hero while delivering an event your members will rave about.
Click the BIG RED BUTTON and let us know how we can help.
Some of Our Happy Clients
These private clubs trusted The Comedy Cartel to deliver unforgettable entertainment — and we delivered.
🌟 Premier Entertainment for Country Clubs & Private Events
🎤 Elite Stand-Up Comedy Nights
Looking to elevate your club’s entertainment lineup? Our comedians have performed on Netflix, Comedy Central, HBO, and major late-night shows , delivering hilarious, professional, and engaging performances your members will rave about.
🛠 Customizable Comedy Shows:
✔️ Clean comedy for upscale audiences
✔️ Celebrity & national headliner comedians available
✔️ Tailored content to fit your club’s unique style
🎩 A Night of Magic & Mystery
Captivate your members with an astonishing magic show featuring mind-blowing illusions, mentalism, and sleight of hand . Whether you want an intimate close-up magician mingling with guests or a grand stage performance , we have the perfect fit.
🔥 Popular Private Club Magic Options:
✔️ Strolling magicians
– Ideal for cocktail hours & mingling
✔️ Stage illusionists – High-energy, jaw-dropping magic
✔️ Mentalists & mind readers
– Interactive, mind-blowing fun
🎧 DJs for Private & Country Club Events
Whether you’re hosting a charity gala, members-only social, or themed party, a professional DJ
will set the perfect vibe. Our DJs know how to read the room and curate the perfect playlist
🔥 Book a DJ for:
✔️ Holiday parties & club celebrations
✔️ Member mixers & social events
✔️ Black-tie galas & upscale functions
✔️ Themed events & retro nights
A Sampling of our Roster
Here is just a sample from our extensive roster of talented national touring headliners and celebrity comedians. Click on their names to learn more about each artist. If you have a request for a specific comedian not shown below, simply CLICK THE RED BUTTON and let us know who you would like to book. When it comes to hiring a comedian, The Comedy Cartel is your source for the best. With access to EVERY comedian imaginable, from your local talent to the biggest names in the business, we’re sure to find you the perfect act to fit your needs.
🎯 Booking Elite Entertainment Has Never Been Easier
🎭 Tailored Entertainment for Private Clubs
Whether you’re looking for a celebrity comedian, clean corporate comedian, world-class magician, or even a ventriloquist, we have customized entertainment options to fit your club’s style.
✅ Exclusive access to top-tier comedians & magicians
✅ Shows customized for private club audiences
✅ Simple, hassle-free booking process
👉 Let us know what type of act you’re looking for, and we’ll present you with the best options from our extensive roster!
🎟 Flexible Entertainment Packages
We offer a variety of entertainment packages to suit your needs. Whether you want a one-time headline performance or a recurring comedy or magic night, we make it easy to find the perfect fit .
✅ Multiple package options tailored to your budget
✅ One-time shows or ongoing entertainment programs
✅ Personalized recommendations based on your club’s needs
💬 Reach out today to explore our package options!
⭐ Flawless Execution – We Handle the Details
At The Comedy Cartel, we’ve spent nearly two decades booking top talent for private clubs , ensuring a smooth, professional experience every time.
✅ Full-service entertainment booking – we do the work for you
✅ Minimal setup – we handle logistics & equipment guidance
✅ A proven track record with private & country clubs nationwide
📞 Call us today to discuss the perfect setup for your event!
📢 Free Promotional Material – We Make Event Marketing Easy
We know how important member engagement is. That’s why we provide FREE promotional materials to help you pack the room with excited attendees.
✅ Flyers & posters for in-club marketing
✅ Digital content for email & social media promotion
✅ Everything you need to make your event a
🎉 We’ll even customize the materials with your club’s branding to make promotion seamless and professional!
🔴 Click the Big Red Button Below & Let’s Get Started!